what do i even put here


Howdy bitches I'm Jake I'm gay and I will probably follow back unless your blog is like really weird or i didn't see that you followed me or something. I love Mercedes-Benz, road trips, country music, c89.5, four lokos, pianos, choir, Tuxedo Cats, curbstomping sluts, waffles, swimming pools,Wet Hot American Summer, log cabins, thunderstorms, Gatorade, late night adventures, Mk4 Volkswagen Jettas, the Russian language, smiles, tongue piercings, clown fish, Pulp Fiction, camping, beaches, watching the rain, pho, cellos, maps, cornbread, swingsets, hammocks, Greenland, the color red, Channing Tatum, Chinese food, Mickey Mouse, Queen Latifah, Siberian Huskies, adonis belts, hotel rooms, boxer briefs, hugs, tanning and Halloween and yeah. Get at me

i weigh 182 lbs now

i wasn’t even trying to lose more weight, it just kinda..happened. fuck yes.

  • girl: i'm having vagina surgery
  • boyfriend: i know
  • girl: i love you
  • boyfriend: i love you too
  • after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
  • girl: where is my boyfriend
  • dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
  • girl: what

skarvika:

i cannot remember the haters

(via penis-hilton)

andeverythingisalright: comment win.i have 4 or 5 bites SO FAR 
andeverythingisalright: genius.
designtank: Italian artist Alberto Seveso took high-speed photos of inks mixing underwater to create the above image. The story appears on Design Milk, a site new to me but full of luscious design in all categories.
“ i’m 1/4 french, 1/8 danish, 2/3 italian, round to the nearest 10th german, the square root of -1 canadian, y = 0.005x² + 0.45x + 6.5 australian and 1/2 american white girls (via lcet)

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